Time for some rant!

I have just spent the last two hours looking at websites about the infamous “Rich Jerk.” That’s 120 minutes of my life that I will never get back. There were a number of things that really pissed me off about this…well, this jerk!

First, the following is the first few lines of his “hook” on his site:

“Dear Loser in Nortonville,

Let’s get something straight, I am a jerk. I am obnoxious. I am lazy. And I don’t care, because I am filthy rich! I am much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I’ll keep it short. I make several million dollars every year on the internet, doing almost nothing.”

Okay, now it is on! You have pissed off the wrong angry blogger, you Jackass! I have several very aggravated points to make here, so just shut up and listen, “Rich Jerk!” First off, let me tell you a little something about sales. Straight up, the word loser does not get you business. It makes you a freakin’ Loser!

Secondly, I like the way that your software program on your site attempts to pick out the exact area that I live in. However, you moron, you might want to make sure it’s accurate so you don’t look like even more of an idiot. I’m a hundred miles from Nortonville! Apparently, your software shares the same IQ level as you have.

Moving on, the reference to the fact that you are a jerk. Yes, I can wholeheartedly agree with that. You are obnoxious. Again, no argument there. Lazy? I believe it. You don’t care because you are filthy rich? Now that is one heck of a load of bull, and a mighty smelly one at that. You’re so full of crap that I’ll bet your eyes are brown. I know that the package is free, minus shipping, but I also know that to really get into your program you charge a fee. The thing is, it’s not much money either. Does that make it a good deal? No, it means that you are about as rich as every other crack head looking to buy his next rock. If you were rich, you would be dealing with the big money people, not little nickel and dime crap. You sire, are a liar and a thief, as everyone that has tried your program says that it is crap. Am I a jerk? Sure am, but I’m not trying to rip people off.